Im sooo awfully bored at homme!!!>.< Grrr. *looks away from deeear elwin's london notes*
cant wait to see u guys again at chalet la! *touched eh?* hahahs..anyway, was clearing my mail..and sooo ta-da!!!! Found something for self-amusement!! :))))

Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men!

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Come on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.